What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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