What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist