What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented