What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them