How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Disorient Jokes More Disorient Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.