Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
He ate himself.
Because he got cold feet.
The Empty Plate...
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Because they are always uf.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
