How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.