How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!