How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.