What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped