Look ma, no hands!
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Stumps
You stumped me!
An amputee
Partial Arts! :)
I'm as stumped as you are!
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A: Her crayons are still sticky.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Ma a
I stand corrected." -From
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Alien vs. Predator
A dead bird.
Legs.
Armageddon.
Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n
