What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.