What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.