What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.