What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.