Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he