Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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He wanted to double his prophets.

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The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Porcel Lane.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Nahhhh

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.