What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON