What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.