What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.