What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.