Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem