Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.