What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !