What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.