When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

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Curt and Rod

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Taco Bell.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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