Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."