Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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