Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in