Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in