Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Mood Jokes More Mood Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.