What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.