What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet