What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.