What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs