What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.