Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.