What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe