What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...