What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe