What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.