What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.