Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.