Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.