Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.