Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...