Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !