What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.