What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.