What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!