What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!