Sir" from a distance.
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Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
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Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
He lost his hearing.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
What is a pirate's favourite letter
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A crow with a machine gun.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
SNIKTERS
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
He pities the fool.
