Sir" from a distance.
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Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
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Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
She has it bronzed.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
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Claude!
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Because of the Nye Quill.
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
