A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
They are very loud when triggered.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
Vanmailen.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.