A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Nobody nose!
Tripical
Because people kept toasting him!
Me: With my elbows
sleigh-er
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
The gun gets triggered.
Oops.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.