A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
A terrified postman.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
It chases parked cars !
Chase it round the garden
A handgun only has one trigger.
30 of them are triggered every second
Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
With a can't c-section.
Because Opey never delivered.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A slippery slope.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Pat
Monkey business.
With a monkey wrench.
