Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.