Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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To teach their kids how to walk.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

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Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor