Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank