Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

per

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!