What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Air to the throne.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor