What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)