What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey