What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."