What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)