What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!