Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .