Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .