Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.