What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Previous Random Joke Next
Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill