What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.