Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.