Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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