Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property