Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !