Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)