What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post