Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Cerebro Jokes More Cerebro Jokes

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise?

He says "Cerebro"

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

Schrodinger Jokes More Schrodinger Jokes

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue