What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!